“you Can Ebb And I Can Flow..“

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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doomsneigh

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

doomsneigh

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

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Gallery of fake fans right here.

peteseeger

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

truonyx

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

reigenaratakaspisskink

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

truonyx

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

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doomsneigh

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

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specklefreckle15

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

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nevaehtyler

His name is Steven Udotong.

pengychan

Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.

Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines

It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.

curlicuecal

On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy

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chelonianmobile

Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!

wiccawolflover

This is great. It explains it very well with the examples. Though I am laughing at the title “human brian” instead of “human brain”. Who was supposed to proofread that? Fail

airyairyaucontraire

Not everyone called Brian is human after all.